hollabackqirl:

so are we just gonna add the kim kardashian hollywood version of kim onto every picture of her now

britneyinventions:

On February 19, 2006, Britney Spears met Steve Jobs on MySpace and befriended him based on a shared love for science fiction. Jobs dreamed of creating a sci-fi reality but didn’t have the creativity nor the intellect to make his dream come true. Spears admired his childlike wonder; it reminded her of her little sister, Jamie Lynn, and she wanted to help him. Spears began designing the touch screen “internet machine” that Jobs had fantasized about and she gave the rights to him once they were complete. Together, they founded the company, Apple, and sold this product as the “iPhone” (2007). Later they expanded production to tablets and computers. In 2008, Spears abandoned the project to continue her career in the performing arts.

necrophilofthefuture:

when i do good thing and no one notice

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starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd