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lickypickystickyme: In this day and age having a username “already taken” and being offered to add some shitty number combination is the absolute WORST. fuckoff1975
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Attractive person: hey
Me: who paid you
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r u gonna follow everyone I follow cause if u r we r gonna have a problem
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taking your friendship to the next level by adding your tumblr friend on facebook
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aloneforgood: selfies
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zubat: I want to travel the world with you. I want to go on adventures and discover new places. I want to learn more about dinosaurs, space and our world with you. I want to learn and grow with you.
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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at what age do i just magically turn hot
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Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
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fartgallery: I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
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h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
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fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????  ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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teacher: homew-
me: can you not
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teenmum: what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
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Realizing what a lazy shit you are.
sodamnrelatable:  
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friend: move you're blocking the view
me: i am the view.
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jalexaremyhomeboys: reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class: my voice shakes i go all red  i’m ugly people will be looking at me i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
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theinsufferablefan: broadway-aradia: what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
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Have you realized that your age is the number of...
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yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
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